The Black Forest

1849. Submitted on 2006/9/25, 13.33 h by Jealousy:

This happened to me just yesterday. My girlfriend was returning from a long trip. Since she was flying all day long, she was quite hungry. But because she was arriving very late, she didn’t want real dinner or something. So before last transfer, she sent me message to buy just some bananas. So I went to the supermarket to buy the bananas. I took the fruits, and – well, since we haven’t met in a week, I knew there will definitely be some 'passion' later that night. So I took also some condoms. I didn’t need anything else.

I will never ever forget the look on that cashiers face, when she realized that all I took was six bananas and six condoms…

There are 3 comments to this post (the latest by Arduenn on 2006/9/26, 6.26 h).

1. goodie2shoes commented on 2006/9/25, 14.00 h:

ghehe, he/she might have thought you we're a safe-sex instructor.

2. *--* commented on 2006/9/25, 14.04 h:

OLO @ Goodie

3. Arduenn commented on 2006/9/26, 6.26 h:

Six bananas? Poor girlfriend.

Good thing you didn't buy eggplants/aubergines.

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